Super Happy Sunshine Fun Club

[Verse 1: Milo] With these clever raps I could probably summon a rainbow But it'd get awfully lonely without someone's hand to hold Let's go galloping in mythical great big fields We'll see what all our constrictive efforts have to yield We can form like Voltron just as two rapping superheroes In tight tight spandex who cares if they call us weirdos We'll form a softcore super rap and super clique The name Super Happy Sunshine Fun Club ought to stick We'll have more fans than Justin Bieber And we'll overload vans full of lust and beaver On our cross-country tour with Brian Bell from Weezer But uh, just in case I get nervous on stage And I hold your hand can you please not call me "gay"? Because that's one: offensive, and two: very untrue And think of all the cool hip-hop favours I've done for you Follow my lead on this upcoming dance break And it'll be totally awesome cause we have a secret handshake With luck our fan girls can start an earthquake Maybe Nick Jonas will tell me my flows are first-rate Or I'll get lucky and he'll kiss on the first date [Hook x2] We're two very heterosexual rap pals Our constant insistence on how good the other is Makes you wonder if we believe anything we're saying Or if this is our attempt to avoid hip-hop's gay hazing [Verse 2: Safari Al] He's the one they write about in every tale of folklore And it's so fricking awesome I can call him my bro We pay for everything in serenades and sixpences And finish each others sentences in lucha libre leotards That are much too small that actually fit But we both agree they make our muscles look bigger And we're both content without salaries that got six figures Pulling triggers on our jetpacks shooting sunbeams We're the hip-hopiest couple that you have ever seen Got an ongoing competition of moustache size And frequently offer the community free moustache rides You must ask right, how we can control each others pride (we don't) [?] Sitting in our chairs they see us wielding super-soakers As we host a wet t-shirt contest for all the women nerds Who have been waiting eons for Diablo 3 to emerge [Hook x2] [Outro] Shame on rappers who perpetuate negative stereotypes and homophobia and things like that Y'all some damn fools Omar Little's probably going to devour you Bye bye