Hall 2 with Will's singing untouched

[Verse 1] Grow a mustache and try very hard not to hate yourself Why break the ice, just as well wait for it to melt Common sense indicates I'm a lot dumber than I look But that clashes with another proverb about covers and books Everyone knows people with curly hair are prone to stealing things Honey, hide your wedding ring My father drove a motorcycle but never learned how to downstroke If I was a Lord of the Rings character, my name would be Browncloak I can do funny dances and charm a few females Disarm burglar alarms and write lewd e-mails I can break your lovely head down into crude details Package them with monotone and prepare them for resale I'm the king of this castle, eating uncrustables With a sweater collection handed own from Cliff Huxtable At the beach with my baby sister conch shell hoardin' Laughing, eating french fries, humming Montell Jordan These tea dregs indicate some sort of danger But that’s the life you live as an Airborne Ranger Hello To all the brown sassy ladies Who are going to hear this and wish that i would give them babies Hello To all the dungeon crawling weirdos Who think a primary portion of the food pyramid’s Doritos I'm just down the hallway [x2]