Folk-Metaphysics 2nd ed.

[Intro] If heartaches brought fame In love's crazy game I'd be a legend in my time I'm all about man's rugged duality I don't buy into the cruel loyalty fallacy Mork and Mindy are nice I don't want to be forty reading Rorty While daydreaming of sporty spice Bathe in rivers with sandalwood Soap Contemplate universals until my mandible broke Do we love the woman because she is lovely Does a woman not love me because I'm ugly I thought I was I pious man before my loins got bubbly Failed pipe dreams When I stop to think I don't know what piety means In Boston riding the T like Pusha I ride the beat but I don't have nearly enough chutzpah I write poems like a midwife Try to anticipate the crisis at midlife Maybe I'm wearing to much brute cologne Pretty Rory I shouldn't have Played kiss me through the phone (4x) You should go ahead and shake it You should go ahead and drop it low You should go a head and shake I can write poems about cherries,flower blossoms And the cute waddle of possums I'll take a block of wood and carve an elephant I'll buy hallmark cards to tell you you're heaven-sent I'll make sure the envelope color matches accordingly I won't even tell you when you're boring me I'll make sure not to kill myself Thats just to affirm the will in myself Which is a false distinction Lets take up the hobby of moss gardening Which is a metaphor for this relationship that were fostering I took a humanities class I'm romantic like that No one reads them but I dedicate the liner notes to you In acceptance speeches I'll say the finer point is you (4x) You should go ahead and shake it You should go ahead and drop it low You should go a head and shake I really hope you like moody boys I really hope you like nudie toys I'm getting confused one of these internal monologues Wasn't written for you I need you to believe that I'm an objectifier A manic ballad-writing womanizer My perception of self rests on that If I was in the navy I would drive the submarines I would also make the crew lunch I would be a frog man Who wasn't afraid to get deep What was this song about again..i can't remember