Karaoke

[Intro] Oh, I love this music It makes me wanna sing and dance Let's sing and dance, shall we Why don't we square dance like a rowdery Yeah [Verse 1] I'm a famous singer, waiting at a bar for dinner And I just farted, it's still at linger, lingering Then I'll poop on the dinner then Go up to the girl and start the fingering After drinking and thinking about it And the girls thickness and thick thighs I'm triggering the wiggling with my two fingers Fingering once again, wing man then comes over Says would you two like some drinks and I say no thanks I'd rather step on then get hit by those two planks After the singing is over, the machine is broken And I'm a total noble soldier that uses my vocals I've never been drugged so I'm sober Oh wait yes I have by the painkillers that one time In the kitchen, the bottle, was a lot of those, oh yeah hoe! [Hook] Sing the song, it's karaoke tonight dance to drums, it's karaoke tonight Step on stage, do karaoke alright? Then sing a song, it's karaoke tonight Sing the song, it's karaoke tonight dance to drums, it's karaoke tonight Step on stage, do karaoke alright? Then sing a song, it's karaoke tonight [Verse 2] I'm the legendary singing voice That just likes to make lots of loud noise When Royce shows up with some cups Looking like he just fucked a slut Over in the club had a bottles of body in a bag A body bag, killing all them old farting hags That look like washed up rags Cause I just put one up to my ass, haha Farted then laughed, ran then she yelled "You younglings always getting into trouble" I'm sorry that was my stunt double, that just 'caused trouble I'm actually quite nice if I don't stab you in the eye Millertski is here, and is here to stay and play with the babes so pray Cause we're all in a bar all night, right? Why not try If it's fine, I mean we're all fucked like no one but us Fuck the drugs, I'll kill you all who do weed, trees Acid, crack, smack, smokes, dope and also get fucked by a pope While the police screams are frequent cause you fuckers Do heroin, nobody wants to fuck with you Get out of here, before I strangle you Let you turn blue and purple and I'll give you a purple nurple Like some derp dudes though cause you know It's all down the drain so I've got it stuck in my brain Like riding on a train just to wait for the girl to slap my face Get out of here, I'm the owner of this place Where you sluts just got raped by pedos So let go and run away or I'll have them justify a bae The fucks a bae, what does that even mean Fucking social media memes are dumb as fuck Like the people on that, like all the cunts and their dumb fuck bimbos Like no, try J. Cole, he'll make you laugh Cause I just put him in a body bag, like Drake and Kanye by Eminem in two thousand and seven [Hook] Sing the song, it's karaoke tonight dance to drums, it's karaoke tonight Step on stage, do karaoke alright? Then sing a song, it's karaoke tonight Sing the song, it's karaoke tonight dance to drums, it's karaoke tonight Step on stage, do karaoke alright? Then sing a song, it's karaoke tonight