Jingle Balls

[Verse 1] Dashing through the cum On a one horse open dick (yeah) Over the hair we go (oh yeah) Blasting all the sperm (pew, pew, pew) Balls in nutsack ring (aw) Making spirits white, haha What fun it is to ride and scream (ah) We're slaying pussy tonight (yeah) [Hook] Jingle balls, jingle balls, jiggle all the way Oh, what fun it is to have you ride all night (HEY) Jingle balls, jingle balls, jiggle all the way (yo) Oh, what fun it is to murder you on a one horse open sleigh (HEY) [Verse 2] A day or two ago (yeah) I thought I'd took a swing (nope) With my balls in my sack Seated by my offspring (ahh) This whore was lean and pale Miss-fortuned by her ex (ha) She got hit too many times And we all got depressed [Hook] Jingle balls, jingle balls, jiggle all the way (oh yeah) Oh, what fun it is to have you ride all night (HEY) Jingle balls, jingle balls, jiggle all the way (yeah) Oh, what fun it is to murder you on a one horse open sleigh [Verse 3] A day or two ago (oh) This story I must tell (really) I went out on the snow And on my dick I fell (AHH) A chick was riding by In a one-horse open dick (yeah) His pants were off and she got tricked into it And we quickly drove away (rape) [Hook] Jingle balls, jingle balls, jiggle all the way (AY) Oh, what fun it is to have you ride all night (YO) Jingle balls, jingle balls, jiggle all the way (yeah) Oh, what fun it is to murder you on a one horse open sleigh (HEY) [Verse 4] My balls are jiggling, I'm going insane, fuck my membrane Has me screwed over again and I must a call a friend They have to take me to a hospital To get my nutsack checked out because it might need some stitches But it itches like my ass, I wake up in the morning Start walking around and my ass starts itching So I scratch it with my backscratcher, it's going up and down Just like me and my girl in bed, just like me and my girl in bed Oh I don't know what I do when I hear her scream I fuck her so hard then I lick her pussy clean I start licking around and I get hair in my mouth I vacuum all the hair, with my nostrils too Oh my boo thinks it's crazy like my glue My spermacide can't deny that I use it too much But it knows that I use it cause it doesn't like dust My dick is so dusty, I haven't fucked around Before you know it, I might be a whore with Standing at a round-about to get picked up by a truck They people wanna gulp up period blood They fuck it in the bag, cause they put it in a rag Just like I do chloroform, I form my penis It's got cracks and fractures from fucking too many girls They bounced on it too hard, but my dick got so hard It was enjoyable but it didn't last, oh Jingle balls, my balls are so sweaty They feel like mom's spaghetti, it's so hereditary Because I'm pretty sure my mom has HIV But I have herpes, no not herpes like a disease I have her pee's in my stomach [Outro] Like her pee, the yellow stuff You know? In my tum tum Yeah, y-y-you get it, you get it Thank you for listening Peace bitches