Read My Lips

[Intro X12] Read, read my lips Read my lips, my lips Just read my lips Read my lips Read my lips, my lips Just read my lips Read my lips Read my lips, my lips Just read my lips Read my lips Read my lips, my lips Just read my lips [Verse 1] Now I don't really go to night clubs any more But I went to one last night, just to be sure That I wasn't being unjust, judging em' all Based on the actions of the cunts on the doors Of 99% of the ones I've been to they labelled me a dealer or a violent geezer Guys don't like to let a mother fucker like me through, without making me feel like an asylum seeker Last night's bouncers were not what I'm used to, I showed ID then went to be searched One of them said he'd seen my songs on youtube and let me in, after he'd complimented my shirt The problem started when the bloke at the bar spoke to me as the DJ selected the big tune I had to bite my tongue so damn hard, to stop myself telling this legless prick to [Hook X2] Read my lips right now I won't have you ruining this night out I gave you many chances to pipe down I'm this close to knocking you right out [Verse 2] Songs past and still this guy was yapping Screaming: "I know you got rhymes so lets hear em' I became a fan of your style of rapping after seeing you a couple of times with Ed Sheeran" I tried to understand why you'd come to a club To try and have a chat when the function one Pumps millions of fucking decibels out, I really didn't come to hear you all shout I thought I lost him when I escaped to the toilets Enjoying the long whiz, guess who came in and spoiled it By pissing me off while I pissed I washed my fucking hands listening to him spitting what The silly twat thought was rapping He recited 8 lines and without washing his hands, he tried to shake mine I pushed the guy over and shouted some nasty things At that precise moment the bouncer was coming in, he said: "Read my lips right now, I won't have you ruining his night out I won't give you another chance to pipe down, come with me I'm throwing you right out" [Outro X22] Read my lips