Dickhead

[Hook: Kate Nash] x2 Why're you being a dickhead for? Stop being a dickhead Why're you being a dickhead for? You're just fucking up situations [Verse 1: Mike Stud] Uh, well I guess so But you can't say I didn't tell you from the get-go They say nice guys finish last, well I'mma get far Getting blowies in the morning for a head start But I swear I'm not a douche, I'm just busy doing shit that I swear I'd never do I'm a contradiction at its finest: was in the Virgin Islands getting blown like a sinus Achoo! But I swear it's not you Thirsty women in every single city I stop through She said my lifestyle's inconvenient When I'm drunk, yeah I tend to think with my penis Look, I got new dough, I got new hoes, and my old goals are my new lows I got a second chance, I'mma use it I can't be yours, I'm here for the music [Hook] [Verse 2: Huey Mack] I'm a dickhead, yeah right Like you really thought this shit would last your whole life Fuck it, I'mma go back to the crib tonight and beat that girl from 3 Doors Down, cause pussy's Kryptonite Yeah, I don't need you Talking in my ear like I give a fuck that I hear you Uh, yeah, you're too clingy Rather take you to the Holiday Inn like I was Chingy Now that right there, that's the honest truth After I show them the privates you know they all salute So I don't really owe you my affection, like I ain't know that you've been ran through like an intersection Me and Mike bout to chill up on a sunny beach And when them bitches act thirsty give em Sunny D So why the fuck you calling me a whore? Sorry baby, I ain't trying to be yours That don't make me shit [Hook] [Bridge: Huey Mack & Mike Stud] I got drunk and I told her that I loved her but I know, know, know that I don't, don't, don't And maybe she's right, I'm just living my life and I'm learning as go, go, go But I know, know, know, I'm a dickhead [Hook]