Cleveland Brown Freestyle

[Intro: Jamie Kennedy] "Whoa, hold up, hold up, Pops. Ain't nobody gettin' out of this whip without dropping a little freestyle." [Verse: Mike Henry] Well, I don't know if I -- Straight outta Stoolbend Crazy motherfucker named Cleveland This is my left hand and this is my beave hand I'm spitting more wisdom then Morgan Freeman They call me Hot Brown and The C-Bizzle I don't mind rain if it's just a drizzle Wizzle, wazzle, woozle, wait Razzle, dazzle, doozle, date B-I-G C-L-E-V-E Relatively S.T.D. free Dropped Loretta Now I'm doing much better Like upgrading to Escalade from Jetta Yo, hey Donna, I wanna get on ya And I'm kind of hungry so make some lasagna I got a son He's like a big fat Urkel When hes in the nude he's like a big fat circle Did I do that? Yeah you're big and fat Drinking melted butter for a midnight snack Shout out to Rallo, hello asshole You're two feet tall with a three-foot Afro And my daughter Roberta I don't mean to hurt ya But more dudes laid on ya Than a magnificent Serta Y'all must consider me You can't get rid of me I'm the Cleveland Steamer Come and take a big ol' shit on me F-flow is so noice White boys do my voice And my rhymes are even harder than Sophie's Choice