I'm Awesome

It's another song about how awesome i am About how i am the fucking man My shit is dope I mean fucking worship myself I don't give a fuck I keep my poop on a shelf in a jar Cause i can't bear to throw it away Cause everything i do is dope today Tommorrow and forever The shit htat i spit is so clever I'm on my own balls like i was some hair I don't give a fuck yo, pass me the nair I'll blast the hair off my nutsack It's nothing to me, fools need to step back That's the way i do this now: Come through speaking in monotone like colin powel I don't even know what that's supposed to mean Met ben stine, put his fucking head through a tv screen But it's alright, listen what i told you first I come through spitting venom with a blood thirst It's anther song about how fucking Awesome I am I put you in a fucking hearse The way that i do this is striaght unrehearsed Get on stage, spit freestyle with no verse About shit that don't make no sense that's mostly curse words Maybe 30 bars, making me sound dumb But you know what, your girl still eats my... hamburgers When she comes over to the house And i'm already in the yard, chilling, grilling out She puts one her mouth, and i'm like that's cool do what you wanna do Want some of my wife's potato salad, that's cool too And then maybe she'll have some onion rings We'll just be lamping, doing hte fucking thing Maybe we'll play some wiis ports, i dunno Maybe she'll sit there for 20 minutes and talk about my flow You know It's whatever