That's That

[Verse 1 - DOOM] Already woke, spared a joke, barely spoke, rarely smoke Stared at folks when properly provoked, mirror broke Here, share strawberry morning, gone an more important spawning Torn in, poor men sworn in Cornish hens switching positions, auditioning morticians Saw it in a vision, ignoring prison Ignoramuses enlist and sound dumb Found 'em drowned in cow's dung, crowns flung Rings a Tinkerbell, sing for things that's frail as a fingernail Bring a scale, stale ginger lingers Seven figures invigor Nigga, fresh from out the jail, alpha male Sickest ninja injury this century, enter plea Lend sympathy to limper Simple Simon rhyming emcees Trees is free, please leave a key These meagre fleas, he's the breeze And she's the bees knees for sheez G's of G's Seize property, shopper sprees, chop the cheese Drop the grease to stop diseases, gee wiz pa! DOOM rock grandma like the kumbaya Mama was a ho hopper, papa was a Rolling Stone star like Obama Pull a card like oh drama Civil liberties These little titties abilities riddle me, middle C Give a MC a rectal hysterectomy Lecture on removal of the bowels, foul technically Don't expect to see the recipe Until we receive the check as well as the collection fee More wreck than Section Z What you expect to get for free? Shit from me, history The key, plucked it off the mayor Chucked it in the ol' tar pit off La Brea, player They say he's gone too far DOOM'll catch em after Jumah on cue lacka!! Do whatcha gotta do, grarrrr The rumors are not true, got two ma No prob, got the job, hot barred heart throb Scotchguard the bar with cotton swabs, dart lob Bake a cake, sweet Jamaica trade in treats on the beach Make her skeet til her feets meet Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes when I was gone? As you listen to these crazy tracks Check them stats then you know where I'm at And that's that