Batty Boyz

[Intro] If you're waiting for a parade there ain't none Sharpen up your spirit of adventure The fabulous gay way Hey what's the big idea Yeah I have no ideas, in fact I'm quite bewildered Now don't get gay with me Gay, sir I'm far from gay Now listen and keep your shirt on Grown men in a rubber suit Runnin' around with a young boy Homo [Verse 1] Oh shoot, get a load of that fruit In thigh-high boots, red tighty-whities and blue cat suit Holy homos Even the rats know it’s tacky 'You ever see me slippin' like that bitch, just smack me' Posin' Chester, legs open, couldn’t stand worse All was missin' was a bandana and a man purse Cryin', dyin', laughin' til glands burst Faster than a speeding glass, bleeding-ass ran first Fixin' baby hair, messed up wavy curl Under the cape the back of the S say baby girl The things some people‘ll do for fame It’s an herb, it’s a lame It’s... a Goddamn shame Villain willing when them cold streets call You can keep your hero and hold the meatballs Worthy title, lock it with pockets on empty He work harder than a steam engine like John Henry Turn dirt to dollars like Don Henley Ugly and still get hollers like Ron Jeremy At least monetarily terribly MC's need therapy, it’s like a fairy spree Hit him with a kryptonite brick Children come and prick his dead body with a stick Wrote this lyric from in the bed with a chick She had the tightest grip around the head of my [Verse 2] ...Bic, now can I get my pen back Got no enemy, got no friend, black With the Green Goblin got the Batcave robbed Bust in Batman’s head bobbin’, slobbin’ Robin’s knob Y’all already got your belts on the floor so Kick them shits over here and click off the porno Alfred come home and found them both nekkid Handcuffed to each other just as he had suspected Red and chrome Batmobile, wheelin‘ and dealin’ Aquaman's sleepin' with the fishes, for real for squealin’ Pss the lo-lo on a seal skin blazer It’s just a little graze from a razor-thin laser Amazed at all these so-called wannabe players Showin' off they titballs to all the free-gayers It’s like a leotard fest How it got started is any retards guess Regardless, that’s they choice, no hate debate Becomes a problem when they try an attempt to go straight And raise the monster rate in the whole population It’s starting to affect the super pimpin’ occupation Now, who’s the hater, headline the newspaper Fate of a fake you out caped crusader Tied to the tracks, make a damn tram derail Rap is like scam spam Nigerian e-mail The man with no beard is more weirder than a she-male Sucker got bagged on a Temazepam street sale Told ‘em one of ours set it up, yeah doubt Did it like the dirty drawls Wet ‘em up and air it out [Outro] You got any money What You got any money Man you gone crazy Damn Batman's gay Bhati boys