Red Bull and Oreos

[Intro] Yo... I wrote this song two years ago. So... Aight [Verse 1] My swag is that of a wanderer, my jacket is ripped, I chase after magical chicks Is it a wand or her that I need? Biological questions, I feel tested My testes gettin' affected by my drinks' recipe Still, no man is as fresh as me Haven't taken a shower, and I'm a coward, so the witch I chase cowers away I turn up Charles louder and smile I'm proud of my hate of this wild situation I call my day A day lasts a lifetime when I rap this way I lose in the game of life when I don't practice faith But I'm loser anyway, so any day is gay I simply take it in the butt, be happy, and fade away Energetically inebriated, fizzing back and forth between being rabid or sad enough to gag on more to stay as fly as the wings I'm given While I sigh at the me's presented I'm more than two, so I can't be Siamese Controlled me's are what I try to keep, but these me's lie to me I'm high-key trying to kill myself because I can't rest Therefore, I beg: Let me die in peace [Bridge] None of y'all can deal with me, and I'm so depressed! None of y'all can deal with me, and I'm so depressed, AYY! None of y'all can deal with me, and I'm so depressed! None of y'all can deal with me, and I'm so depressed, AYY! None of y'all can deal with me, and I'm so depressed! None of y'all can deal with me, and I'm so depressed, AYY! None of y'all can deal with me, and I'm so depressed! So get me these things that I desire! Please give me: [Hook] Red Bull and Oreos! Red Bull and Oreos! Red Bull and Oreos! Talmbout'... Red Bull and Oreos! Red Bull and Oreos! Red Bull and Oreos! Talmbout'... Red Bull and Oreos! Red Bull and Oreos! Red Bull and Oreos! Talmbout'... Red Bull and Oreos! Red Bull and Oreos! Red Bull and Oreos! [Verse 2] Memories flood, as the future is decided; each step invites it I try to move slow, but I'm rather excited For what? The inevitable crash I know it's coming; I don't meddle, I just laugh My attitude's quite the stimulating depressant Because she gets hotter every day you undress it But if I sweat her, somehow she grows cold I don't know how to dress her; I go home Solar-powered bi-polarism, I suppose It's obvious that I'm in no position to uphold a decision as to whether or not the weather has got a concrete definition In my head, it's gettin' harder to tell if I'm under it or above it; if the thunder is loud, or if the sun is bright, and I don't love it right So I shut the blinds, and decide to save it for another time For now, you can stuff it, like: [Bridge] [Hook] [Verse 3] Now this is the way the cookie crumbles It was like every way he took he stumbled So many battles with the road less traveled And the beaten path? [It] kinda beat his a-hhhhhh You get it; basically, he was beaten bad But he was full-throttle; when he'd deplete his gas? He'd refill, even though he'd still never reach that place where peace could be real Yeah, I was talkin'bout me still And how my whole life I've been fighting e-vil I've been handed villains, but I love lemonade So you can hurt me, but you won't get away I'm ready like I wear square pants Deadly when I'm tested, so don't you do dare scan A bubble is my buddy; the one I live in Feeling crusty and crabby, so hold your tongue and listen... [Bridge 2] Losing soul... losing time... Losing hope... lose my mind... I'm crashing... so alone, I'm crashing... And apparently, I can't get no therapy... So forget it, just get me that special pair of things... [Hook]