The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan Turn the TV on, so you think you can dance Nobody's gon' tell me I can't I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all, nothing at all Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X Meet some really nice girls, have some really nice sex We're gonna hang out and be great Yeah, I might mess around And get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything No, I ain't gonna comb my hair Cause I ain't going anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no One snuggie is all I need If you don't have one you can leave Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all