I'M ZOOTED

[Verse 1: Mediumjay] Comin' with the Heata Killin all these demons Me and Based Jesus aka Steven Will leave your body leaking With little to no reason Except/Accept that your evil Up in the church steeple Even Jesus had 12 disciples Cocking up that rifle Aiming at the devil With a fuckin' Synpa If you don't like me Come and fight me I'm the type of guy that will turn the other cheek I don't even talk I just let my tech speak (Gunshots) Fuck the niggas who hate me Cause God appreciates me Wake up daily, my soul is his for the taking Work like a slave, But don't worship the king Somewhere down in the middle and I feel like Benjamin Franklin Norah Jones, J. K. Rowling I helped Ray Allen move to Miami And you niggas looking for me and you found me so I have to stay movin Goddamn I'm Zooted [Verse 2: Based Jesus] And I'm Based Jesus Coming in to please us I will shoot you in the penis When I drive by in my Prius (Ho) I got more swag than you know or ever heard before I'm a herbivore, I got mo' hoes than you can even bargain for At the bargain store I got more whores than mordor In liquor store or Fedora I don't give a shit about your whore Cause I got swag, your just a fag My eggs never lay, I get laid everyday But I rep abstinence, how does that work? Anyways I'm a jerk, I just got all the perks I just go bizzurke, Like it fucking hurts Because I shot off your dick, Because you are not a chick Your not a chick but you got no dick, So what does that make you a motherfuckin freak On the streets, You can't beat your meat You can't beat others meat, because I shot off your feet And you like foot jobs your a slob, So you can slob on a fuckin' Knob On corn on the cob, I don't really care cause I got a job, My name is bob Don't give a fuck about a bitch Spit vicious, Leave bitches Malnourished, You can't even step to this Cause I got weapons kept into stash boxes I'm inter-molecular I'm always checkin ya Checkin' and reckin' and takin and raping And lying awake and I'm Baked out my face And I don't give a shit, Cause I'm macing my face I'm Taking and making and breaking a shake With God I'm always safe, chillin in a safe Find a bible and now I find God and now I feel Great [Verse 3: Mediumjay] I feel like Carly Rae Jepsen Gettin' all the attention You can call me maybe, Later we get the sexin' And I ain't havin it, Girls think I'm abstinence HAHA When I fuck em from the back I feel like Jennifer Lopez Your Experience with me is legendary I got married to a chick that looked like Katy Perry And she's so generous shes like Ellen DeGeneres Always trying to give me special types of gifts And when we make passionate love, She's trying to record me This girls so horny shes like Angelina Jolie Eatin' Guacamole, Playing rollie-Pollie I'mma pimp son! Feel like Jessica Simpson Mediumjay I had to say, get at me for a mention And you must be kiddin' me But I never kid. Just Like I'm Oprah Winfrey And I'm still on that same thing Bitch I feel like Gayle King Ass like Kim Kardashian And I'm the mixtape Audio Assassin I kill a track. Without fail And I'm feelin' like I'm Ashley Tisdale Shells like an Armadillo A fucking chinchilla And I'm feelin' like I sing like Jason Derulo And I say that I'm every Girl Cause I only Fucks with Mother Nature Shhh. Don't tell anyone