Hold My Snacks

[Hook: Mediumjay] Deez Niggas tryna hold my snacks (3x) My legs can't hold my fat (2x) [Verse 1: Mediumjay] All you can eat breakfast, Up at Denny's I fucked around and took em out of business Started Losing profits, When I barged in Undid my belt, They knew it was an end 400 dollars, on 1000 bacon strips Look at my grill, Bacon bits Waken Bakin with a girl that love my swagga I said bitch go make me 7 chocolate covered bagels I eat a whole pizza topped off with 12 waffles I paid off my mortgage but I still owe my baker I never spot a gram, but I spot some ham Doc says I needa cut down, I weigh about 400 pounds Doctor says I gotta watch my cholesterol I cause an earthquake in Japan every time I fall Krispy Kremes with the grape Fanta I think I'm santa what the fuck is a banana? [Hook]