Fuck McDonalds and KFC

[Hook: Mediumjay] Fuck McDonalds and KFC, Their food is so unhealthy Fuck McDonalds and KFC, Their food is so tasty [Verse 1: Mediumjay] One day I walked into McDonalds I was greeted by a man dressed up as Ronald He was handing out Coupons for 30% off So I grabbed 4 and felt like a boss Walked up to the counter to place my order I couldn't have dropped the coupons any shorter Then he said hold up, one per customer I said bitch I wanna talk to your manager He came out and I did shout, I'm tryna get 30 cents off this McDouble I'll sue the roof of this place now you're in trouble I know lawyers that deal with false advertisement So he gave me free food for fear of punishment Got food poisoning feeling dumb as shit Man fuck McDonalds their Whole establishment [Hook] [Verse 2: Mediumjay] It was Tuesday, so I walked into KFC For Townie Tuesday which is so tasty Walked in with twenty bucks Ordered 9 meals and I pressed my luck I walked out feeling Sick as fuck I had heart burn and indigestion Nausea, Diarrhea, and aflame appendix I was regretting it, I shouldn't ave doubled down Ordered light meat, She gave me dark brown I'm gunna have bad gas now I hope it doesn't make a sound Man Fuck McDonalds and KFC Fuck Tacobell and Wendys Fuck Burger King and Chilli's Fuck Pizza Hut and Moxies Fuck Red Lobster and Arby's Fuck Del Taco and Apple Bee's Fuck A&W and Dairy Queen Fuck Checkers, Fuck Subway, Yeah Fuck Chesters, Fuck Fridays, yeah Fuck the greedy companies, Fuck the greedy companies I rather chill at Chucky Cheese