Hercules

If you don't look you won't see Everybody is Hercules If you don't watch you won't be cool And nobody will like you You just experienced the latest invention In a place that's too miserable to mention And someone did some things to you just the other day That are just too dirty for me to want to say Well you just experienced the latest thing I know it's just another thing Just when you think that you're safe and alone There comes a big, fat zombie with a taste for your tail-bone If you don't look you won't see Everybody is Hercules If you don't watch you won't be cool And nobody will like you You got a problem? I think I got a problem I've just been molested by a prehistoric goblin From Mars with a Martian eyeball And it's just like a jelly fish nailed to a wall If you don't look you won't see Everybody is Hercules If you don't watch you won't be cool And nobody will like you I see a spider-man vigorously jumping Up and down on a little pink dumpling Never-Never Land sparkles in the midst Of the dust of a table being beaten by an ape fist If you don't look you won't see Everybody is Hercules If you don't watch you won't be cool And nobody will like you If you don't look you won't see Everybody is Hercules If you don't watch you won't be cool And nobody will like you