Too Real (The Realest Part 2)

[Hook] It's a dirty game In a crowded pond It's coming around again How'd I last this long? I'm 'bout to go insane So this is my last song Too real All wrong [Verse One] Come along with the crown prince of Cannuck rap Witness first hand as I lay down the drum track See some reality show heads love that No refunds, can't get your ten bucks back Ride shotgun, cop some groceries Stop at the post office, all them know me Then do the laundry, aren't we vibing now? Learn from the Mcenroe, might wanna write it down The tightest sound from unlikely heroes The number like me, just might be zero Hype, we weirdos, what? Me worry? As we tear those psyche Shirly's Where's Lavern as we watch a rerun? Lots to learn as you talk with me son Hear my name and your interest spikes If you think fame comes from Internet sites Friggin A right, piggy back name drops In the underground, you wear backpacks and take shots At anyone who rocks club tracks they make hot Will they grow up? In fact they may not I'm laying down odds at 20 to 1 That they ever come off without money to run I'm funny to some and got critics acclaim And the video's fun but to live it is lame [Bridge] If it's all the same and it isn't a pain You can keep the fame, just end the sustain A life with the wife and a Florida mortgage Write through the night and at 4:00 I'm snoring Do what I like cause I be my own boss Sign who's tight and be seeing no loss Don't need nothing but a cozy home So I won't see the cover of the Rolling Stone [Hook] [Verse Two] Have to write a lot of songs to afford a Benz 40 albums a year, I need a lot more friends to sell to I used to have plans but they fell through Never got signed, never believe what they tell you Though you started off as star material Adjust for the hard rocks, they hardly feeling you The college crowd thinks you keep it too true And club kids ain't even checking for ya (checking for ya) Who you left with? Dudes like you but younger The few who feel your hunger Obsess on a mess like Felix Unger Raise your stress and steal your thunder Stay devout, be a maid of honor Then freak you out like Sinead O'Connor No one ever said they'd be a fan forever Or is it in your head, are you too damn clever? It's the question no one answers To do your best and lower your standards Maybe that you'll never play Madison Square That's the path not the baby if you happen to care The path that I've laid has changed year to year But the tracks that I've made make me grin ear to ear We can kick it right here Or station to station I have no fear You know that I'm patient [Bridge] If it's all the same and it isn't a pain You can keep the fame, just end the sustain A life with the wife and a Florida mortgage Write through the night and at 4:00 I'm snoring Do what I like cause I be my own boss Sign who's tight and be seeing no loss Don't need nothing but a cozy home So I won't see the cover of the Rolling Stone [Hook]