Never Rock a Party

[ VERSE 1 ] Self-preservation, no warning alliance And my rhymes are mainly based on mathematical science I drink Moët on the rocks, Harvey's with Bristol All about money and mics made out of crystal My name will be praised, body preserved as a relic More girlies than Bond, chillin harder than Selleck Wanna live in a castle, with girls for romancin Feedin me grapes while they're fanin me dancin Crispy and fresh, never get spoiled I'm takin a vow to be honest and loyal I'm happy to announce me and rap are now wedded And breakin the vow's a ground for bein beheaded People travel for miles to get where I'm playin I hate to disappoint em, homes, dig what I'm sayin? I'm a knight in shinin armor, I rhyme, not joust And I never rock a party, when I play, I house [ VERSE 2 ] Some rappers are wack and takin the credit You knew who you are just as soon as I said it On your burial grounds I'll inscribe my initials This is what you get for tryin to pay the officials MC's are like cards, they want you to play em I like dungeons & dragons cause the plot is to slay em My name'll carry on just like a tradition My sons will be housin when I'm retired and fishin I love to recite, say a rhyme and then spin it Take it as a joke, but I'm in it to win it Highly fortified, balanced, efficient Never said a rhyme that wasn't sufficient Biters nowadays, watch what you tell em They might just take your rhyme, wanna rob you and sell em I'm a knight in shinin armor, I rhyme, not joust And I never rock a party, when I play, I house [ VERSE 3 ] I settle for tops, not takin no middles Dope lines cause my mind's just as fit as a fiddle MC destroyer, rulin the nation Excuse me baby, would you like to take a dication? So let it be said, so shall it be noted I like to thank the fans that faithfully voted I truthfully swear I'll never be lettin Suckers keep rockin if I don't think they be jettin Stripped to the bone, bare to the gristle Worse than death, serve eternal dismissal Never incited by slander or disses Leave a blank for my name, I send plenty of kisses Bound to go far, travel ?????? Debate Aristotle, question theories of Plato Rappin is witty, the journey is rough And categorized as simple teenage stuff Achievin my goal, do better than rockin With light in my eyes I can see who be clockin I'm a knight in shinin armor, I rhyme, not joust And I never rock a party, when I play, I house [ VERSE 4 ] Live in the jungle, survivin the boonies The number of fans is even double the monies My rhymes is devine, pure and untampered No longer expect to be spoiled and pampered You be cast in a bondage, emprisoned in cages Not to be seen or even heard of for ages Offenders remanded on dates of arraingment A law for the rock house and that's entertainment Rodents and rats, reptiles and lizards MC's who proclaim to have the knowledge of wizards All of the lowest hunted as pheasants Like it or not, have to bow in my presence I'll never be outwitted at the games I play Took a break but you knew I'd be back someday But truthfully you know it wasn't all that long But knew my next jam had to be super strong Dope rhymes are the reason that others hate me That's why they make records tryin to down and degrade me But nothin I can say, that's how it goes They just better hope we never have no shows I'm a knight in shinin armor, I rhyme, not joust And I never rock a party, when I play, I house