Zombie T-Rex

Music by MC Lars, Jim Greer and Damondrick "D.J." Jack Lyrics by MC Lars (shout out to Hot Karl for the TMNT lyric!) VERSE 1: The zombie t-rex is back Undead swag with that old-school rap Cause it's Kurtis Blow with that Nerdist flow Getting pterodactyl fly on the track Four records deep, five EPs One mixtape, guess you can't kill me? Poison when I spit it, Komodo dragon (yeah) Nerdcore royalty, kimono draggin' Sesquipedalian loquaciousness No rapper ever born dared to rhyme like this MC Lars with the rhythmic alacrity Oratory skills 'causing mad catastrophe Cause my whole crew's sick, like Kubrick Got your eyes wide shut for this apocalypse Let's face it, I'm an awesome rapper, post-punk laptop velociraptor No, I won't dumb it down for the mainstream fan Cause the mainstream fan has lame taste man (yeah I said it) And I'm flying over hurdles Keep it underground like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles See, a funny thing happened on my way to the stage Waylaid by a stegosaurs snacking on my leg When I made my escape it was way too late Got that T-virus strain all up in my veins Bringing pain like the Necronomicon Iguanodon loose up at Comic-Con Tearing up your lawn like a mochlodon Take away your girl like I was Donkey Kong Jurassic park this van in your city every time I rock a show Cause the fans all bounce when I light up the room with my pyroclastic flow, yo! CHORUS: Ahhh!! I'm a zombie t-rex! (No mercy, no surrender, zombie t-rex I'm killing it forever) (x4) VERSE 2: Cause I make that smart music That hard DIY from the heart music That "Lars, he came to straight rock it," music That burning down your local Hot Topic music That KRS-One on my album music That of you course I've read up on Malcolm music That PMA all day music That guy who gave you K.Flay music That RIP Pat Wood music That only want to do a bit of good music That got here on my own music That hey it's "Weird Al" in my phone music That lit-hop Edgar Allan Poe music That show your English teacher how to flow music That, TED Talk, read a book music That look it's STZA Crack on the hook music like CHORUS: Ahhh!! I'm a zombie t-rex! (No mercy, no surrender, zombie t-rex I'm killing it forever) (x4) Skip Turner: "Our top story tonight, a herd of zombie dinosaurs is lose in San Francisco, causing my damage and destruction than the city has ever seen. We go now live to the Golden Gate Bridge, where a zombie tyrannosaurs rex is currently ripping apart the suspension cables and pushing cars into the bay." CHORUS: Ahhh!! I'm a zombie t-rex! (Killing it forever) Ahhh!! I'm a zombie t-rex! (No mercy, no surrender, zombie t-rex I'm killing it forever) (x2) Skip Turner (continued): "Coming up after the break, San Francisco has already seen it's local coffee markets impacted by these zombie dinosaurs. What these developments mean for your organic arabica. And then, enterprising young people are bringing gentrification to dinosaur caves and dens. We find the city's best apocalyptic food trucks... and finally an Oxford study finds that white kids are still not hyphy. What can you do to help? We'll cover it, after the break."