Venomous Box Jellyfish

Lyrics by MC Lars Music by Dicepticon, MC Lars, Joe Oliger and Jon Thatcher Longley Better not be taking my Lucky Charms! I’ve got an army of scary creatures Stop taking yourself so seriously We put weird effects on the voice, what? Computer hip-hop Yo, I’m more deadly than a venomous box jellyfish My poetry is hella sick and relevant let’s celebrate Forensic DNA in the way I murder tracks I’m iller than a killer on death row so watch your back Like Walt Whitman stacking stanzas damn it’s awesome when it flows The hip-hop Henry Rollins starting mosh pits at my shows (born this way) I’m a monster going Gaga do you want to take a ride? The ghost of Byron talks to me and helps me write my rhymes like “Dnuorgrednu dedaeh M’i, srewes eht ni gnidih M’i.” Translation: “I’m hiding in the sewers, I’m headed underground” And I’m alive – so glad we both can share this moment Lack of passion, don’t condone it, like Em said you’ve got to own it I’m nice like Albert Einstein, a walking talking Stephen Hawking Dark matter, spit it faster, got these kids at home all rocking Horris Records – that’s the label – so respect the competition Still swimmin’ at the Y because I’m frugal when I’m winnin’ [Chorus] I’m a venomous box jellyfish! Box jellyfish! Box jellyfish, I’m hella sick! Venomous box jellyfish! Box jellyfish! Box jellyfish, I’m hella sick! Greenpoint, that’s where my girl and I both stay Grill & Greens – copping lamb pitas like every single day (mmm!) Peter Pan doughnuts, yo I go nuts for the coffee Spill it on Moleskin journal – ’cause sometimes I’m kind of sloppy (whoops) My homie Zak is working on his Phd (get it Zak!) My homie Mike is working on his Phd (get it Mike!) I got my masters in MC-ing on these stages My generation is the greatest someone had to say it On Monday… I’m writing rhymes On Tuesday… I’m writing rhymes On Tuesday… I’m writing rhymes On Wednesday… I’m writing rhymes On Thursday… I’m writing rhymes On Friday… I’m writing rhymes On Saturday… still writing rhymes On Sunday… that’s the day I experiment with Logic presets [REPEAT Chorus] Up in the New York Public Library I was working on this song An old man to my right was on YouTube watching music videos and singing along Then this other guy got real mad and he yelled at the guy like “dude shut up” They started to fight but a cop broke it up, I kept writing the whole thing was nuts! On Sunday… I’m writing rhymes On Monday… I’m writing rhymes On Tuesday… I’m writing rhymes On Wednesday… I’m writing rhymes On Thursday… I’m watching fights! On Friday… I’m writing rhymes On Saturday… I’m writing rhymes Hey guess what? Still writing rhymes! Let the fish breathe on this one (Jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish) I’m a let the fish breathe on this one (Jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish)