The Tell Tale

CHORUS: Boom that's the sound of the heart bringing doom In the floor boards up in the room All day every night every day like boom, boom, boom, boom boom RANDOM: Some call me a good man, even passionate I'd even give you my last if you asked for it In my twilight so I need assistance I hired a caretaker a week after Christmas He's very good at what he does Fixes banana pancakes which I love And he treats me awesomely But one thing that kid of bothers me He never looks in my eye when he talks to me My only sin is that I look a little different Can't understand why he's trippin' Over my appearance? Got to be more than that Passin' judgment like he's some kinda quarterback But I'm old and I just need some kind of peace I mean I think he even watches me when I'm tryin' to sleep But he does the job well, and that's enough for me I just wanna live my last days comfortably REPEAT CHORUS MC Lars: It's time for the blood bath Yes I'm sure, pray to your lord I've been haunted by the man since back in '04 Time to get revenge and so I wait by the door Hiding in the shadows got an evil plot in store‚ I'm sure he be catching Zs, cause he snores Want to cut his eye out, throw it on the floor Leave the crime scene so clean well of course Too bad I'm a victim of the Poe folk lore Hubris it's a problem, seen it before Homeboy heard me coming knew that he was done for "Who's there?" he screamed I attacked with the force Suffocated him till he could breathe no more By four he was dead and his soul transformed Put him the chamber underneath the floorboards Nevermore as a corpse would he bother me or He could come back somehow from the morgue REPEAT CHORUS RANDOM: Now I'm dead and gone feeling no more pain Frame has ceased but my spirit remains So he thinks I'll never creep him out again, huh? Little does he know the scary parts just beginning He invites the cops in, this guys so cocky Sits down right next to where he hid the body Just then something comes over my spirit My heart starts beating, but only he can hear it It starts off softly, the volume increases Soon it's deafening, piercing like a weapon and He realizes that it's coming from the floor boards Confesesses the crime and he can't take it anymore The cops dig me up open the shut case Now he's in the penitentiary pressing up plates If I told you how you'd only be amazed Avenged my own from beyond the grave LARS: Screw you old man what a horrible trick You really make me sick because they caught me quick Now they locked me in a cell and I'm here for life A man named Bubba tryin‚ to make me his wife But they thought I was finished the were sure I was done so I'm Planning my escape soon I'll be on the run Gonna find your body when I finally get home Rip the beating heart out just like Indiana Jones Put it in a blender grind it up for a minute Drink down quick it will really taste delicious Oh wait, that was a bad idea Then you‚ you'll always be up in my kitchen like Ikea I punked you and you punked me back So lets let it go and just leave it at that Because we're just two wild and crazy guys Playing pranks on each other and running our lives REPEAT CHORUS