The Lint Song

Music & lyrics by MC Lars Hey kids, let’s talk about lint! Lint in your pockets in your navel too Lint on your clothes and in your shoes Lint on the carpet, in the washing machine Lint in your undies, red, blue, or green Lint, lint what are you? Lint, lint what do we do - With lint everywhere On the floor, on the chair Because lint is dangerous if you don’t stop it in time So listen to this funky lint rock rhyme (uh huh) [Chorus] This is the link song, everybody sing along Until the break of dawn: lint, lint, lint, lint! This is the link song, everybody sing along Until the break of dawn: lint, lint, lint, lint! Lint is everywhere you look On your bed in a library book Lint can even be found at sea In a boat floating swiftly But you didn’t think of that But you’ve got lint underneath your hat And you’ve got lint in your navel too So get a clue, that lint’s got you Hey you’ve got lint growing out Of your ears, what’s that about? You’re an old man, man, linty man Linty linty linty man [Chorus] Gloria Johnson, age 47, had a lint infection in her belly She went to the doctor complaining of a stomachache The lint actually entered her intestines and infected them through her belly button Hey, that’s not funny! [Chorus] When it comes to being clean take the lint right out your belly But don’t wipe it on your friends because lint is very smelly Don’t put it in a sandwich with peanut butter and jelly They don’t say “TV” in England, they talk funny they say “telly” (what?) Lint, lint, lint, lint! Lint, lint, lint, lint! [Chorus]