The Bonus Track For Japan

Lyrics by MC Lars Music by MC Lars, Julian Wass and Ashley Jade [ASHLEY JADE] Hey Japan! Here’s the bonus track. It’s track 15! Oh no, ooooh, oh yeah I read this stuff on Wikipedia so don’t take it as fact I bring the knowledge of Japan you whack MC’s lack I pack so much flavor that I make your tongue snap As I tear it up on this Japanese bonus track Japan is located in Eastern Asia A country more prosperous than Malaysia They make Robotic Dogs and PSPs Nintendo and messed up pornography I bought the DVD of that Battle Royale movie Where students cut each other up just like sushi Kids killing kids on a lost island I can’t show my parents, they wouldn’t understand American consumers like Japanese cars Because Japanese cars are built better than ours Better, better, better than ours Krowemoh ruoy gniod eb uoy t’ndluohs? Better than ours [Chorus] [ASHLEY JADE] This is the Japanese bonus track Lars is international and that’s a fact This is the bonus track for Japan ’cause Lars has special love for his Japanese fans Tokyo is the country’s biggest city But Japanese people are itty-bitty They bow and say thank you in the halls Kids there like Pac and Biggie Smalls Cibo Matto is Japanese But the Wu-Tang Clan is not Japanese Super Mario Brothers are Japanese Hello Kitty iPod cases are half Japanese Homer was plagiarized on a box A fish light ulb that cleaned his socks When it’s Mr. Sparkle in effect Then dirt is something he disrespects The Ninja Turtles aren’t Japanese But the iron chef is Japanese And MC Lars isn’t Japanese Want to learn more about Japan? Yes please! [REPEAT Chorus] Domo arigato, Japan