Space Game

Lyrics by MC Lars Music by MC Lars, Mike Sapone & Moog Arby You can take away my space ship You can take away my space suit You can even take away my space lasers But you can never, ever take away my space game I broke through the carbonite that’s how I got free Jabba, back up, because there’s no stopping me Post-modern player, sample-tastic Flow’s ekphrastic, I get drastic Hey, watch the plastic, yo, I name check And leave you drowned in space oobleck Player of the future, watch me go! Sith girls scream when they hear my flow These alien chicks reproduce with spores So I go where no MC has gone before Hey Fry, look, we can still be friends I won’t ask Leela out again. Sci-fi, I try, I fly solo Shoot your landspeeder up just like Bolo “What’s with Lars, and what’s with his name?” Never mind that ish, ’cause I’ve got space game! [Hook] Darth Maul can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) Boba Fett can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) Vader can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) Space player bowling up like dynamite Dr. Smith can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) Q can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) Even Hal can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) Because I’ve got space game and it feels all right In 2112, all the players play on Everyone bumps Rush and that “Tom Sawyer” song I took the red pill, and high fived Neo Hey what should I sample? “If it sells pick Dio!” Yo Morpheus, look, you’re a real cyber punk But your friend Trinity has junk in the trunk And I’m from Mars, and she’s from Venus She has ovaries and I have a light saber ‘Cause I get more play than Captain Kirk He found out and went berserk like a jealous jerk But no puny Vulcan death grip can paralyze me I said beam me up Scotty, and then I got free Princess Leia said that my flows are tight So I said I supposed she can spend the night A long time ago in a galaxy far away… MC Lars got some space age play! [Hook] T1000 can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) Magneto can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) Even Zod can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) It’s tight, don’t even try to bite, the sci-fi style I incite Mr. Spock can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) The Wrath of Khan can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) The Borg can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) Because I’ve got space game and it feels all right [MC Lars:] Yo DJ Hal! Bring that beat back [Hal 9000:] I’m sorry Lars, I’m afraid I can’t do that [MC Lars:] So what can you do? [Hal 9000:] I can play this awesome guitar solo This song is futuristic, so hardcore Hey T.S. Eliot! Please shut the door Because modernism is so pass© The postmodern revolution is here to stay In the house tonight because of Frank Lloyd Wright The bass goes “boom!” like dynamite “Yo, Wright was a modernist!” Yeah I know that, all right But you can’t rhyme “Bob Venturi’ with “dynamite” See it’s Guernica Part II when I storm the stage I draw fans like Warhol draws soup cans on the page Did I say postmodern? Well, that was a lie! I’ve been post-postmodern since junior high [Hook] Ezra Pound can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) Virginia Wolfe can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) Joseph Conrad can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) I excite the modern mind like a ray of light Franz Kafka can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) Wallace Stevens can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) E.E. Cummings can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight) I’ve got postmodern game and it feels all right Yes I’m an alien, I come from outer space Yes I’m an alien, I came to rock this place