Something Wicca This Way Comes

Lyrics by MC Lars Music by Brooks Williams Five foot two with that Celtic tattoo Straight out the coven with her hair died blue Polytheistic, no pagan can deny this I found her in the backyard praying to Osiris I asked her for her name, she calmly said Antigone I knew from her mood ring that homegirl must be digging me We talked about morality, if she was big on bigamy She said that’s just the Mormons and then she got all giggly Take a black pentagram, flip it on its back That’s how she gets down, Wicca like that Take a black pentagram, flip it on its back That’s how she rolls ’cause she’s Wicca like that [Chorus] Something Wicca this way comes Something Wicca (Wicca, Wicca) this way comes Something Wicca this way comes Something Wicca (Wicca, Wicca) this way comes Earth, water, wind and sun Screw eHarmony, she’s the one She’s got a book of spells and a python named Apollo She calls it her familiar but I find that hard to swallow I ask her what’s for dinner, she consults the tarot cards Full scale Stonehenge model chilling in the front yard When the moon is full we go dancing in the woods Our pentacles get tangled but it feels so good No need for cable, every time we get board We’re hollering at Bacchus on a Wal-Mart Ouija board And we take a black pentagram, flip it on its back That’s how we get down, Wicca like that Make a magic circle, I’ll flip her on her back That’s how we roll ’cause we’re Wicca like that [REPEAT Chorus] Earth, water, wind and sun I never knew witchcraft was so much fun Earth, water, wind and sun Screw Match.com ’cause she’s the one What will people think when they hear that I’m a Wicca freak What will people do when they find out it’s true? I don’t really care if they label me a Wicca freak There ain’t no disguising the truth And we take a black pentagram, flip it on its back That’s how we get down, Wicca like that Take a black pentagram, flip it on its back That’s how we roll ’cause we’re Wicca like that And I treat her like pentagram, flip her on her back That’s how we get down, Wicca like that I treat her like pentagram, flip her on her back Pierced to the max like a chick from the Craft