Hurricane Fresh

Lyrics by MC Lars Music by MC Lars & Damondrick “DJ” Jack Oh snap, you know this track is fly, so get crunked up and don’t ask why Post-rap, post-punk, post-Kurt Cobain, post Kool Moe Dee post-House of Pain Chuck D told me I had to be me so I bought the Public Enemy CD I ripped one track in .mp3, “Till Lars Ulrich came after me I said, “It’s me your lost nephew”, he said, “No way, that can’t be true.” I kicked him with my Converse shoe all the way to Timbuktu Of Wolf and Ulrich, Sad But True, he lived there for a year or two He mastered Puppetry alone, justice for Sean Fanning clones CHORUS Now that’s fresh. Now that’s fresh, that’s fresh (get fresh) Now that’s fresh, that’s fresh (I get fresh) Now that’s fresh, that’s fresh (get fresh). Now that’s fresh., My Dad’s named Bob, he toured with me, when a UK label put out my CD I got mad props from the BBC, but hip-hop heads still don’t get me So I take a chance, I rhyme white but so what? I like James Brown and Beyonce’s butt Whatever your race I’ll Friendster you and rent two Spike Lee NetFlix too And I still rock shows and try to dance, still rock Simpsons underpants And I still like Rush and Dr. Dre. I still keep bumping N.W.A I get fresh on the mike like a milkman on duty So burn this disco to the ground and baby shake that booty I attack the track like a Steve Segal movie. 3D fresh, not 2D fruity [Repeat Chorus] [BRIDGE] 05 so live, I’ve been doing this for years Making money ’cause I’m funny with this music of the spheres And I dance! Hey, watch me dance Goofy MC’s can’t be me even if they had the chance Pondora have you seen Persephone? Hades rabies got me going like KRS-ONE Why is that? (I don’t know) MC’s act like they don’t know I poison this track with a Scorpion flow Because I rock the mike like a hurricane Because I rock the mike like a hurricane Because I rock the mike like a hurricane Because I rock the mike, hurricane fresh! [Chorus]