Geeked Out

Music and lyrics by MC Lars This is a song for the geeks of the world Quincy, can you please pass me that Norton Utilities manual? Though we once got dissed for our thick frames Now we get more play than Rick James 2005 baby yo the nerd is back We’re smart, paid, sexy and that’s a fact! Fabio who? That’s right, shut up Can’t defrag a Mac while he does push ups Still don’t believe me? Well I hope this helps - Who’s got more gold – Bill Gates or Michael Phelps? Johnny Quarterback’s glory days would never last He got his girl pregnant and now he’s pumping gas! While the kid he once dissed hung out in his garage Now he runs Macintosh and his name is Steve Jobs Not to simplify matters but think about this A nerd will use his mind, bullies use their fists Stop hating on us, just because we’re smart Sing along to my song that’s a very good start [Chorus] Get your geek on baby, for what it’s worth The first shall be last and the last shall be first Proud to be a brain (brain A) reverse ‘Cause the geek shall in-her-it the Earth Get your geek on baby, for what it’s worth The first shall be last and the last shall be first Check check the bass, cosine inverse ‘Cause the geek shall in-her-it the Earth “Oh, I never knew the brain could be so sexy.” Just wait until I show you my Star Wars sheets. We can ride the Millennium Falcon of love “Oooh MC Lars.” Check it out – here’s the story of a kid from California Fifth grade disgrace I thought I might warn ya Bionater retainer – dissed by sixth graders Kids yelled “Nerd!”, dark like Darth Vader “Weird Al” fan, eleven forever Not the best catcher but computer clever 8th grade online Internet addict IRC modem Bolo habit, HTML 7th grade website Jerky Boys fan page, coding all night GameBoy Advance, Mario Kart, Wesley Willis and outsider art Writing music plugged in with that Digi MIDI patch Tweaked-out turn tables learning how to scratch Couldn’t be nerdier, if he tried ‘Till he wrote a funky song all about geek pride [Chorus] If you’re geeked-out, freak out, speak out Proud to be a brain? Tell me what’s that all about? If you’re geeked-out, freak out, speak out Proud to be me! Tell me what’s that all about? Don’t be afraid of your intelligence. Because that’s awesome Okay? We don’t need anyone telling us what’s cool And when they ask the eternal question “Why?”, tell them Lars sent you! [Chorus]