Child’s Play

Lyrics by MC Lars & Beefy Music by Mike Sapone [LARS] This is Child’s play – like Kenny Powers I’m back But I’ve never done coke and I’ll never do smack Just lines and lines and lines of sick rhymes ‘Cause deviated septum is a really bad time Rap is easy to me, we’re not going away That’s why I’m flowing today, with Beefy showing the way Silly bangs like the Flobots – they come and go When you’re still this underground yo you can only grow yo You can eat a big bowl of murderous doll ass I’ve got by the bucketful, let’s be honest Going Chucky if you’re lucky I won’t lacerate your face I’ll cut for 16 bars – leave you blinded like Mase “Yo ASCAP, where my check be at?” They tell me that they sent it August 4th to be exact Chasing money’s never funny when you really need to eat Good thing rap is easy – have you heard this awesome beat? [Chorus] x2 This is child’s play It’s the way we fill empty bars With awesomeness Beefy and MC Lars we straight rocking this West Coast collab, cause It’s the hottest ish Don’t try to take my mic mic away [BEEFY] This is child’s play, easy like I’m running a circus This album here, the greatest one your mom’s every purchased I’ll be Ernest, which is to say I’m scared stupid Got a blueprint and I knew it, only Beefy can do it Honestly I think I might be one of the best A black hat, cool shirt, and my Superman necklace Everyday before I’m leaving the house, around 5 Didn’t get a lot of sleep last night, and it Doesn’t look like you’ve been getting any either Try to get a slice of life but I can only lick the beater Yo the haters call me beaner, and the beaners call me mijo Hate me all ya want to but it’s “F You” like I’m Cee-Lo Always got that green yo, my homie holds a kilo It’s safer than if it was in the back of a casino Your female’s coming off like she’s a chubby chaser I got papers, I’m a pedigree replacing all the fakers. what?! [REPEAT Chorus] [LARS] Your brother-in-law had a terminal disease That’s why he wasn’t at the party that one time on Christmas Eve He hasn’t got much time so I put him in a rhyme To have a song to listen to on repeat as he’s dying [BEEFY] My little brother lost his arms, legs toes in Iraq When he got back I showed him all the magic powers of rap I’m messing with the physics, I straight up spit out cybernetics People love the robot parts when he’s out shopping for organics [LARS] “Music is My Radar” that’s what Blur said It’s a harmony rock joyride I’ll have until I’m dead [BEEFY] Used to feel so mad and violent like the stuff they run on CNN But beats and rhythm found me now I never want to sit again [LARS] We came to spit again, like Finnegan begin again Beefy asked for sprinkles but I take my toast with cinnamon Writin’ over Skype, on another night, getting hype, it’s alright Child’s play feels aiight! [REPEAT Chorus] This is child’s play This is child’s play