Black and Yellow T-Shirts

[Intro: MC Lars] Hey Lars, how do you make any money if you give away your mixtape for free? I'm really glad you asked Ollie, we've got t-shirts they're - Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow Uh-huh, you know what they are Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow [Verse 1: MC Lars] My boy Front is always managing his vocal takes Playing up his nerd persona every day he integrates You wanna hear a rap about a game from '82? Good news! MC Frontalot's got songs for you Full of rhymes that he drops, pretty hot, make em rock With the style he concocts: Nerdcore Hip-Hop Flashlight on his head, his homeboy went and started it Grabbing your allowances, he knows how to market it [Verse 2: MC Frontalot] My man Lars has got the talent and he flaunts it And he drops phat hits every one-hundredth concept The onset of his rapping is blunt It beats you up in the manner that he called post-punk You know the fans can't get enough, always holler for more Think they're even louder than they were before the previous encore Just hope they let him off stage soon Vital business in the back where the hoodies are strewn Come on - [Hook 1: MC Lars] Ya bro, we got t-shirts and they're Black and Yellow, Black Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow Yeah dude, different colors, such as Green and Purple, Green and Purple, Green and Purple, Green and Purple This is indie rocket science and it's Horris Records, Horris Records, Horris Records, Horris Records Good luck chasing royalties Mr Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa [Verse 3: MC Frontalot] You try to sell music - they look at you funny It's not a transaction that necessitates money Not with the true cunning of the kids in the know But you look at them cheering notice what? They don't sew Don't go to the print shop and silkscreen their own Yet they're always needing something to cover the torso That's why MC Lars and I provide a product Sit atop high fashion inventory! [Verse 4: MC Lars] You got it! Costume glasses, mouse pads, robot USBs Captains are we! Of what? Industry! Rockefeller, Adam Smith, Rock a cellar just like this Rock a crowd of rowdy kids, so Frontalot tell me this Is it all about the Washingtons or all about the art? Indie rap - we're into that, following our hearts But part of the job, I mean the other part from caring Is taking t-shirt money like we're modern Robert Barrons! [Hook 2: MC Lars] Ya bro, we got t-shirts and they're Black and Yellow, Black Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow Yeah dude, different colours, such as White and orange, White and orange, White and orange, White and orange This is indie rocket science and it's Horris Records, Horris Records, Horris Records, Horris Records Good luck chasing royalties Mr Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa [Verse 5: MC Fronalot + MC Lars] Oh we know every fabric weight,every drop ship price Every line-screen density - designs are precise Cotton woven so nice, blind eyes to child labor You as the consumer are the lucky money saver And we savour all you're savvy as it leads you to our wares Up in the gilded age of geekery we've so sneakily prepared This foolproof method of making just the shirts you want With my top-hat and my monocle and your money I abscond [Verse 6: MC Lars + MC Fronalot] You see Horris Records harvesting the forests near your home For the paper in the liner notes of every disc you own You should have known that our sweat shirts were pure baby seal Go ahead and treat yourself, you love the way it feels! The appeals of the audience: Get back on stage Where you at? By the merch booth trying to get paid Got a hundred people covered, though their arms stay bare The only way we get to do it - check the logos they wear! Because - [Hook 3: MC Lars] Guess what! At the merch booth, we got Shirts and honeys, Shirts and honeys, Shirts and honeys, Shirts and honeys Please stop - come and buy stuff, we need Health insurance, Health insurance, Health insurance, Health insurance This is indie rocket science and it's Horris Records, Horris Records, Horris Records, Horris Records Apologies for ruining your track Mr Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa [Outro: MC Lars + MC Frontalot] My man Lars is in the t-shirt business My boy Front is in the t-shirt business Look at us! We're in the t-shirt business I thought we were musicians, what is this! MC Lars is in the t-shirt business Frontalot is in the t-shirt business Both of us are in the t-shirt business I thought that we were rappers, what is this!