21 Concepts

I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried To run for governor before he died He lived in California but traveled worldwide It was a big huge hit! Just kidding I lied There’s the song about the 90′s, I sampled Ace of Base But kept it off the album in the interest of taste “Cheyenne Rock City,” a song about touring But rhymes about Wyoming are really very boring As for the Churchill song, give me a break! How many songs about England could my listeners take? There was a track about women and the drama they bring “Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things” Remember “Geeked Out”? You don’t but I do “The geek shall inherit the Earth,” it’s true! I rapped about nerds being cooler than jocks But if I wanted biased news I would have just watched Fox [Hook] I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you son I’ve got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb But when I laid them down in Pro Tools They all came out wrong! “Las Vegas Invasion” was a sci-fi track About aliens addicted to playing blackjack I wrote a song about a kid who made his own flick But got a bad review in Ranger Rick I didn’t want to get lynched or punched in mouth So I didn’t do that song making fun of the South I did a song about how girls at Stanford are whack Called “College Is Where Girls Go to Get Fat” There was the KRS slash Nirvana debut But the mash-up thing was so 2002 I did an anti-Bush track, and then I did five more But “Rock Against Bush” was so 2004 I wrote a song about China, how could I go wrong? I rapped in Cantonese about Mao Zedong It went um goy, neh ho ma? Nehih sik ying mun ma? [Hook] I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you son I’ve got CD-R of tracks I once thought would be tight But when I played it for my girl I slept alone that night! I write a song about a can that gets crushed a lot Write a dental hygiene jam that says, “brush a lot” Write a Bill O’Reilly track that says “hush” a lot No I’m not a player I like Rush a lot! [Hook] I’ve got 21 concepts but a single ain’t one If you’re still preferencing Jay Z I feel bad for you son So what’s the secret to hip-hop, jazz, blues and rock? Step one get out a pad and kill your writer’s block… Start! I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you son I’ve got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb But when I laid them down in ProTools They all came out wrong!