Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die?

[Verse 1] Big fat fuck from North Carolina state He's a worthless piece of shit, he's a paragon of hate He's a redneck, fuck-face, brain-dead waste of space Two-bit, two-timing, motherfucking pool of slime Against gay rights, and funding for the arts Tried to cancel PBS and tear Big Bird apart Cut AIDS funding, corporate welfare for the rich He's a shameless money grubber, he's a two dollar bitch [Chorus] Why won't Jesse Helms just hurry up and die? [Verse 2] Fundamentalist, fuckwad, dickless prick He's ugly as a morlock, dumb as a brick He's a sack of shit, hypocrite, single-minded, fat bigot Punk bitch, ignorant, ass-munch sycophant Lifelong friend of the deadly cancer sticks Thinks AIDS is the fault of the people it inflicts Racist fuck who supports segregation Foe of the people, friend of the corporation [Chorus] [Breakdown] Uh Damn Get up, get up! [Chorus] [Trash Talk] Yo Jesse, you dumb-ass, racist, cracker motherfucker! Why the fuck won't you just hurry up and die? And take that punk-bitch Strom Thurmond with you!