Crank dat (Packard Mix)

[Intro] (mc DJ!){x2} [Verse] If Lil Wayne is Lebron, and Jay Z is Jordan Then I'm something like 12th man on the Warriors Not that important, barely even in the game So when I make this rap shit, I use my full name That's N-I to the C-K, P-A to the C-K A-R-D, Let's get started Rip it up retarded, where I'm from we ain't crunk But we get wicked pissed and drink Sam Adams for lunch Spend the whole day drunk, that's how we do it in the B Where right wing republicans are fewing far between You know what I mean, Man, we're liberal as fuck Let you marry your sister, Have sex with a duck But we'll tax you like a buck, on some 50 cent gum Cause we support the homeless and the poor where I'm from That's Boston, Mass., where we'll stomp your ass If you talk about our city, like it's not first class And thousands of glass shouldn't throw that first stone And my state house has a big gold dome And I know I'm home when theirs 25 letters Some people say "R" but we know it's much better When you pop your car, look up at the stars Get smashed on PBR in a Charlestown bar Or watch your Red Sox, Celtics or Patriots play And every few months we have another parade Some people might say that the weather is shitty Man, shut the fuck up You love my city