White Kids Love Hip Hop

[Brak in background] White kids love hip hop... White kids love hip hop... [Verse 1] White kids love hip hop and disc jocks Go-carts and fist fights Gettin' drunk on Bud then gettin' high like a pitch pipe Are you an MC Chris type? A hip hop lovin' half pint? Then just turn on your heartlight A bunsen burner barfly This is our time, blast it from the boombox Liberate the goondocks, saw your cousin in a....a tube top Bust a nugget in a....a tube sock It's 2pac, it's Big Pop, it's hip hop, it don't stop I love that song, I love that groove, motherfucker Well I can't help but move, so if you don't mind If it's alright with you I'm gonna get in the electric slide line just to prove that [Hook] White kids love hip hop White kids love hip hop White kids love hip hooooooop Oooooohhhhhh [Verse 2] White kids love hip hop and axel, tractors and Rambo Playin' Unreal Tournament with infinite ammo Taggers and vandals in black socks and sandals Doin' as many drugs as they can motherfuckin' handle Skippin' school, breakin' rules and flippin' the bird Fast food, cartoons, after 'ittin' some 'erb Freakin' them flirts, makin' 'em purr till it hurts Just a couple of nerds clockin' the curbs A couple a words about my 'nilla wiggas: Packin' peters that are measured in millimeters We don't talk in the theaters like we're Siskel and Ebert We drink box wine and we listen to Weezer [Hook] White kids love hip hop White kids love hip hop White kids love hip hooooooop Oooooohhhhhh [Outro - Brak] Man there's nothin' to do in this stupid town Rope swing's busted, stinkin' cops always kickin' me outta the park Manager of the 7-11 always says "Get off my curb you good for nothin'" All the girls already know I'm a bad kisser So they won't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I been TGIF A kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times Bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds There ain't no good movies out Blockbuster never has any good games in I don't wanna play Bombad Racing I mean, what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records And every time I walk into a record store I forget what I wanna get And there ain't nothin' on TV, not a stupid thing There ain't nothin' to do except take naps And wait paitently for death! White kids love hip hop White kids love hip hop White kids love hip hoooooopppp White....ohhhh bullshit