Pop Goes the Weasel

Hey this Horatio guy is a Shakespeare character in Hamlet I read the cliff notes in ninth grade I'm not a complete imbecile Like oh my Gooooood Yo ladies what's goin on? Yo you wanna get with mc chris you gotta get with me Like Peggy and Al, Alex, Jennifer and Mal Like the Mississippi or the Panama Canel Like Miss Piggy or the buxom Bev Belle Name is mc chris and I'm like a val gal Cause I say like, like My So-Called Life But too many times and it just ain't right They say it's just a word like um or uh Say it too many times it might as well be duh Kinda sorta whatever and peachy keen I sound like love letters in Seventeen magazine Word up oooooooh Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel makes pop references Like the ??? in the Jeffersons Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel is screech I'm livin the life style described by Robin Leach You know what I'm sayin'? I'm like fuckin' awesome like David and Goliath I can dance like Blossom bang your head like Quiet Riot Beats I might like boss and pass the J to Spicoli Kick your ass like Axl Foley while you scream holy frijoles Drinkin shots and still I make you run for the chaser Like ObiWan Kenobi I display my lightsaber A Speed racer lazer target your pencil eraser I'll rub you out name is mc chris your favorite flavor Above 32 I cut loose like footloose I'm cool and refreshing like a tall glass of orange juice You know what I'm sayin'? oooooooh Pop goes the weasel Cause the weasel is brainless Jiffy pop on top cause the pop is painless Like gag me with a spoon cause your shit's like heinous Pop takes me to the moon cause pop's about being famous Are you listening to me? By the way there's a naked women in your office shall I tell her to wait? Say you're pregnant.. I'm pregnant That's not funny Say you're pregnant would you tell your best friend? Ask her? But what if she'd get an abortion? I wouldn't dare do it Like Eddie is to Coltrane, like Beavis is to butt pain I lie like cocaine never low like lo mein Cause fires like propane I'm insane in the membrane Excuse me for a moment while I drain the main vein Life's not a board game like Candyland or Chess Name is mc chris and you know that I'm the best I'm like Jack Tripper surrounded by the girlies You with your ascot you're Don Knotts, you're Mr. Furley You never heard me like your gnarly like cherry You be George Costanza I'll be smooth like Jerry Word up oooooooh Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel got me eagles That didn't stop ??? from actin' like Evil Kenevil Fuckin evil I'll pop your bubble like the game trouble Don't take my pop rocks say ??? on the double