Part five

[Verse 1] I’m MIB, I’m MI6 I’m MIA if they need an assist If Oracle is occupied I’m always avail Saving cities mighty pretty next to kitchen detail I commanded the stage, did spy work in France Met a mademoiselle, had a minor romance With a major result, I was a major disappointment Ran off to the stage because acting is avoidance I was super at sonnets, Shakespeare was my specialty But my father was a goner, it was an honor he requested me Watch over the Waynes, keep out of the cave Educate young Bruce on being noble and brave Steada restin he'd rotate, he knew Gotham City's state Young Wayne went away, I was left to lie and wait I thought to my dying day, then he rang the front chime I’m sparkle and sunshine cuz he's like a son sometimes [Verse 2] His souvenirs are scars he got in bars that you hustle past Life abroad brought bruce beatings and meaty muscle mass I’m betting this is heading to a place where I’m regretting All my actions but in fact I find my mind is fine with fretting Used to aid him with bedding, now its aiding and abetting A permanent vacation is what I’m afraid the maid is getting Plan he does propose, send a sane man out the gates Aren't many worth a penny would deny the hand of fate Every man must find a mate, for now I'll prepare his plate I’ll repair his engine, he need not mention any thanks Any wound I'll suture It's the future that's at stake Our future's what we make just like superman would say I felt stupid in a way when I first donned the suit Now it's like a skin I’m in when I buttle for a brute My bow I tie, my shoes I shine, my free time is minute Expense reports are not a problem, we gotta lotta loot [Hook] Any enemies he nicked him without playin by the rules He used to play the victim and I used to play the fool He caught'm with the quickness, caught it on the pay per view Batman's just like Vader, makes these haters pay their dues There is the no greater dude, he's the one I cater to Every morning when I wake him he's so often badly bruised A mansion of this fashion might come crashing without care Gotham's name is up in flames if master Wayne’s not there [Verse 3] This family steadily grows while Bruce is battling foes So many Robins, you can’t stop them, Gotham got them in droves Drake was a cake that you bake when you make a mistake in the polls Todd was the sort of sod that was killed then came back as a ghost Stephanie definitely determined to spurn the vermin the most Damian's the son of Satan but it's not what he chose Dick is still my favorite though, you mustn’t say it I suppose I miss him and his wisdom now he's distant kitchen's closed There he goes after Barbara as he harbors some affection Did I fail to mention she refused his love connection She's abandoned many altars and he's faltered to forget her He's authored many letters but he burns them for the better Her mantle there's been ample that are willing to replace Cassandra Cain was plain she tried in vain to hide her face Flat chested but impressive no distractions when there's action Ms brown was busty, trust me goons would swoon with satisfaction What a faction to be feeding, what a feeling felt inside Father knew what I had needed and he proceeded to provide They grow up and they fade out and I’m laid out in the basement Rest assured they all return, these people are my payment [Hook x2] Any enemies he nicked him without playin by the rules He used to play the victim and I used to play the fool He caught'm with the quickness, caught it on the pay per view Batman's just like Vader, makes these haters pay their dues There is the no greater dude, he's the one I cater to Every morning when I wake him he's so often badly bruised A mansion of this fashion might come crashing without care Gotham's name is up in flames if master Wayne’s not there