Nrrrd Grrrl

[Hook] Nerd girl, I don't deserve you I don't get the references you refer to I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume I hope to get you home by curfew WORD UP! [Verse 1] There's a special kind of girl that goes to my shows And I don't mean the groupie hoes all along the front row She's more like a wallflower, like the one that Stryker sniped I'm elixir when I'm with her, cause I think I like her type She might seem shy in person, it's no lie She's always nervous But the verdict is - she's worth it She gets crap, but don't deserve it She look like Emily Strange Always ravin' 'bout her faves Wanna conquer her like Kang When you kiss like Cassie Lang There's no way I can pronounce Neo Geo Evangelion I can't refute, cause she's so cute And so I suck my belly in X-23 and Hellion, odd couple, to be kind She's in my heart and in my mind And now she's in my rhymes She's wordy and verbose, prolific and prone to prose Always sick and has a cold Stuffed nose she's gotta blow I've got many cold remedies, many old enemies I've got a girl that kicks their ass like River from Serenity! [Hook] Nerd girl, I don't deserve you I don't get the references you refer to I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume I hope to get you home by curfew WORD UP! [Verse 2] Her parents are divorced, and there's often daddy issues Try not to take advantage while I hand her all my tissues She hips me to the bands she likes; I couldn't be more clueless Every word comes out her mouth - is now on my to-do list She's romantic, known to panic with anxiety attacks Literary, it's so scary Reading Brontës back to back She's playing Ragnarok on her mother's Magnavox She's underneath my skin like a million nanobots She's like Annie Potts in 'Busters Get my freak on like I'm Egon Say third base right to her face, and she will be like 'BE GONE' If not now, I know I can wait like Lucas and the locusts And you know this - we'll buy glow sticks Stay up late, perfect the slow kiss You can't resist Chris cause he helps you de-stress While you play Animal Crossing on your Nintendo DS Baby, if we can't be a couple Give up on getting married... I'll remember we connected And how it happens so rarely... I'm serious, girl! [Hook x3] Nerd girl, I don't deserve you I don't get the references you refer to I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume I hope to get you home by curfew WORD UP! Nerd girl, I don't deserve you I don't get the references you refer to I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume I hope to get you home by curfew WORD UP! Nerd girl, I don't deserve you I don't get the references you refer to I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume I hope to get you home by curfew WORD UP!