Neville

[Hook] I am the chosen one no need to hold a gun I take you there like a double Decker bus does I am a Gryffindor stand up to Voldemort I break it up like it was horcruxes [Verse 1] Loved by the kitchen staff, I'm why the Weasleys laugh Know my way around, in fact I memorized Marauder's Map If you have to ask what it's like and how longs it last Kinda sorta felt like wearing a flaming sorting hat Name is Neville I'm a rebel don't worry about detention Did I fail to mention that my specialty's suspension? As in getting lifted I'm a hippy comes to Hogwarts hookups I'm the kid you look up when you feel like getting shook up I got cockroach clusters, I got them chocolate frogs I got every flavor made by that babe Bertie Botts I got what you want, I got what you need I got those wizzy beats so fizzy you say wizard please I'm summoned with a spell cause pagers are prohibited You can go to hell if you think my time's unlimited I'll meet you by the willow kid if you prefer the forest Just bring that goblin gold and don't wake Mrs. Norris [Hook](x2) [Verse 2] They say that I am lacking and I ain't up to snuff Snape's always on my case cause he secretly sucks It's hard remembering stuff, I think my brain has been wiped Like I might have seen some shit that would of scarred you for life So they think that I'm a fuck up and it's brilliantly clever So many things I can't remember like where's my toad Trevor Can I ask for the password I fear I have forgotten Call me Neville Longbottom, I leave every bong rotten Love treacle, Buckbeak elf eye to Ireland Meet me at the one eye'd witch or room of requirement Step back catch a cactus blast of my stinksap Chill Dumbledore is down in fact he likes a fat sack If you want a break from the stress and the studies Holler at your buddy and I'll make you feel funny I'm the pudgy Pureblood packin' unicorn power Up in the highest tower where I fire up my flowers [Interlude] *coughing* This is stupid guys This is stupid we're wasting our money We should be using magic [Hook](x2)