Nerd Cave

[Hook] I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave Get baked like everyday my birthday Antisocial with anxiety and acne So I settle for surround and a flat screen [Verse 1: MC Chris] I know it's wrong all day long in a coma Watching Troma eating powdered donuts Got a Big Gulp always time for soda Can't get up even though I am a grown up I like to read, smoke weed, throw a sea of grenades I got the cul-de-sac crack, got sticky for days I got a kid from Mississip' talking shit in my ear I'd ask everyone over but that would be weird I like HBO shows, Deadwood and The Wire Got all the bounty hunters from Kotobukiya I got the Lego 8080's, Legos really like dust All I ask is do not touch my series of busts But still exposition be in frankly mint condition When I get itchin', I practice being a magician When I get tore up or someone's thrown up in the kitchen If it's a kitchenette you can bet that it's bitchin' [Hook](x2) [Verse 2: MC Chris] I start smellin' when I'm dwellin' in my nerd cave Gotta 'bate cause I cannot get a first date Spank bank, an eternal case of worse case I'm a side boob dude watch me burst paste I know it's bad having a pad as a bachelor I know it's weak having to speak dealer password Bagel Bites is my vice, also fast food I don't get at you cause I'm in a bad mood Got a stack of Blockbusters all past due Got a stack of back-issues in the bathroom Got a lack of motivation and a vacuum No regrets, just sweats and my tattoos [Hook](x4)