Mc chris ownz

[Hook] MC Chris owns I wanna go to an MC Chris show But he doesn't tour so in the meantime I'm gonna memorize all of his lines MC Chris owns I wanna go to an MC Chris show But he doesn't tour so in the meantime I'm gonna memorize all of his lines I spell "word" with a three, name's MC Other rappers flow weak like window unit A/Cs Latinas on my penis, Japanese on they knees I love all the ladies as long as they 18 I got bling up the ying, a plethora of Porsches I'll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless Even the Source says my hip hop's a vortex Leave horse heads on door steps, my mic checks cost Corvettes The strobe light explodes white as I step on the floor The bar keep knows the code so he throws me a Stroh's Weak MCs decompose, cause they know I can flow Like Wessel comma Zam through Coruscant corridors Humidor filled with Stoges, filled with 'dro Like 90210 it's filled with the word "bro" Fuck the lexicon of octagons, I'm all about go These amateurs got catheters I'm all about prose by pros [Hook] I'm lit like a Branch Davidian I'm what's left of the lithium in Cobain's cranium I fill Wembley Stadium I'm once-bitten, twice-shy call it pyromania When I roll up in Kashyyyk, I roll three Jedis deep The fleet of peeps that I creep all got vests underneath There's no need to beleive in the heat that I keep The squares that I (bleep), or the heiresses I freak It's embarrassing to me, I'm like kerosene it seems Or D-R-E-W-B with incendiary schemes Blowing up making cream, I am just like Howard Dean When I scream I get red, I get mean Can't believe you be buyin' what I be shuckin' and jivin' Fuck it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins I am just a cartoon-making rapper, you think that I'm lying Everyone bust a move like it is a rave in Zion My self-aggrandizing and deprecation keeps 'em guessing Call me Venus Flytrap cause my DJ's Howard Hessman Word 'em up yo, word 'em up yo I just let the rap game out of a choke hold [Hook]