I Want Candy

[Hook] I want candy [Verse 1] Bubble gum and taffy Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy I'm her Hume Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy [Hook] I want candy! [Verse 2] Put it in a pile Split it wit my biddy Fiddy-fiddy, down the line Kinda like "Close Encounters of the 'Cavity' Kind" I'm talkin licorice kisses Talkin chocodile smiles [Hook] I want candy! [Verse 3] I got a sugar tooth Put on your shinguards, Sandy, cause I wanna knock boots Lick a peppermint stick til the lollipop droop Gumdrops, it don't stop, til it licked knocked loose [Interlude 1] (Candy, candy) [Hook] I need candy [Verse 4] Bubblegum and taffy Get in my way, punk, ya gonna get ya ass beat Nasty Do it to your daddy Embarrass your own family Just cause you came between a kid and his candy [Hook] I need candy [Verse 5] Any kind'll do Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze A hyperactive juice That only I can produce [Bridge] And use a giant drill, bore straight into hell Releasin ancient demons from their sleep forever spell So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created [Hook] I need candy [Verse 6] Must have candy Eat candy til I'm dead I'll kill you for some candy Gimme candy, candyhead Where you keepin all the candy? Who made you candy King? If you don't give me some candy I will make the ladies sing! [Interlude 2] (Candy, in the morning; candy on the way to school Candy, at school, at lunch, in the afternoon Candy, at school, on the way home from school Candy, at dinner, at dinner, in bed) [Outro] Mess up the mix, mix up the mess Come on down, yo, here's the address Said six-one-two Wharf Avenue Right next to Gentleman's Club