Geek

[Hook] Stop pickin' on me, because I'm a geek I'm strange to you, you're strange to me Well one of these days, I'm gonna pack heat Your brains on the wall, my face... My face on TV... [Verse 1] They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder Sand kickers comin' sixty clicks upon the sonar They're gonna fold me over like a Trapper Keeper folder If this was D&D you'd see me jump into a portal I'm a geek, spelled G double E K I meet my boys in the basement about every day A card table, comic books and cans of Coke That we blow out of our nose after a Star Wars joke We got style, tape on our glasses Zits on our faces and hair on our asses Shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors Tricked out backpacks like my main man Venkman's We got problems, namely the jocks The SUV suckers with class rings on their cocks Otherwise known as the motherfuckers touchin' the tit If I was Wolverine, you'd hear my knuckles go Snikt! I'm not perfect, the before picture of Peter Parker Always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles I got brains, fuck B's and C's, I got a grade point average Higher than Hendrix on New Year's Eve [Hook] [Verse 2] Don't fuck with a geek, just cause he's got a gift You get in my way bitch, you get a Vulcan neck pinch One night I didn't go to sleep Up playin' Risk, at dawn I won, got global dominance But in the hallway it's completely different shit Can't get my locker open and my pants are always split Can't seem to catch a ride, can't ever get a date But in my mind Seven of Nine thinks I'm great Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail I'm at home recitin' lines from the Holy Grail Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands Never Been Kissed, never been holdin' hands Just bust my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath Darth Vader with inhalers in case my lungs collapse The dragon died from a heart attack You may advance and yo I upped your armor class Bein' a geek, it ain't so bad I can't get laid, I got Japanime stashed In a mind jam packed with Sci-fi facts Dreadknocks rock, Dinobots kick ass! [Hook] X 3