Freaks

Let's meet at the mecca where we munch on desserts Let's order at a dining chain I'm ordering first Can't decide on appetizers or what sandwich to get Can't deny it I'm excited gets my appetite whet Homework's over parents snoring and I need to go roam Phil picks me up in a jeep, a Suzuki that owns We ride on river road While we're blastin' Reign in Blood We're smoking swisher sweets While we off road in the mud After causing as much havoc as we can in this town After all the abandoned houses and the burial grounds We head over to Denny's where we smoke and we flirt Well I never do nothing see I'm kind of a nerd Don't drink don't smoke break a cigarette in half I'm a drug free virgin I don't fit into the pack They can tell that I am different and they love me for that Always good for a laugh always paying for gas I'll take a cup of cocoa And a slice of cookie pie Take the junior in the corner That is giving me the eye Waitress gets a big tip If she keeps bringing me fries For not a lot of dollars We'll make Denny's our dive I got a little cash allowance from my daddy I'll take a blender blast or a moons over my hammy Buy the table chicken fingers big spender in the house Ambush someone with the cola, cough sugar out my mouth Cookie dough with the butters or a creamer suicide Waiting for the order so we're all just wasting time Levitating forks no one knows how I do it Food arrives at the table and we're diving into it Freaks in their flannels and their over sized denims Most of them are hungry they've been fogging up lemons Jocks hate them in the halls make fun of their hair People treat them like they're freaks But they probably don't care I think they're cool feel like I wasted four years Horsefeathers in Waukegan sip on tea 'stead of beers So trees makes an appearance and we're feeling defiant Suburban counter culture I really think you should try it I'll take a cup of cocoa And a slice of cookie pie Take the junior in the corner That is giving me the eye Waitress gets a big tip If she keeps bringing me fries For not a lot of dollars We'll make Denny's our dive One of us We accept you One of us One of us We accept you One of us