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[IntroYour rapper - he's whack dude, does he even try? Can he do what mine do? Think you should say buh-bye] [Verse 1] Get up on the mic like a five on a fifty Quickly avoid the hickeys of the bucktoothed bitties Fake Timberlake just to be by Britney Smoke that pipe with Whitney, shoot that blow with Iggy L.I.B, N.Y.C and all places in between You could call me a mint cause I make the green I make the scene, I make believe that you all was naked So I wouldn't have to fake it. Just copy and paste it Like Adobe Photoshop, Red Foreman in Robocop I get up on the mic and you know I won't fucking stop It's like the props of Carrot Top, or yellow stains in my socks You acting like you hip? You're all hepped up on hops So, just do the body rock, cause the beat just be so bumpin' Let's get our groove on before our carriage is a pumpkin Before they outlaw fuckin', not bad for a drunken munchkin My name is MC Chris welcome to my lyric luncheon A word up [x4] And you know, woah woah woah [Hook] Name's MC, my band's the Lee Majors Put us on the bill, and, boy, you hit paydirt When I'm on the mic, girlies wanna flizzirt But I tell' em chill like a DQ Blizzard Help me like a DQ Blizzard, D-DQ Blizzard [x2] [Verse 2] Half corn beef and cabbage, half Fred Savage The better than average rapper with the, "have to have it," habit Heir apparents on my carrot like they was Jessica Rabbit Like fake wood paneling on the side of station wagons Fraggle Rock on the box, Fruit Loops on my chin Wonderin' if I'm ever really gonna fit in Or be a son of a bitch with a gut and some tits Or a Roman Casanova with my dick in a clit I'll be back in a bit, I gotta floss my johnson Make that cream for the state Wisconsin You say all of my shit is complete nonsense Fuck my CD and the shitty ass contents Bullshit, my shit's the bomb Siamese twins want ménage à trois Robot bitches want their backs massaged They may not be real but them tits is large A word up [x4] And you know, woah woah woah [Hook] [Outro] Your rapper - he's whack dude, does he even try? Can he do what mine do? Think you should say buh-bye [x2]
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