Discord

[Hook] You can't tell me what toys I can play with You can't tell me not to grow my crops You can't tell me which sex I can marry It's so scary the weird way that you watch [Verse 1] Straight out of Ponyville: Motherfucker named Twilight Don't call her Belle Sweetie Belle raise hell and beat you in barfight She's unicorn Horn got the force move shit around and teleport But she's a pony That's a horse that will, but of course, cavort for sport Like Spike on Rarity, Clydesdale clarity There's the horse that I hunger for: Fluttershy got those butter thighs bumblesweet But a little bit of mumblecore Pinkemena is mean motherfucker pulling pranks with Rainbow Dash And they don't give a fuck if your shit's fucked up they're gonna fall back and laugh [Hook] [Verse 2] You know the type: Make you think about suicide they're so super hype Then you know my pinkie pie so freakafied Whatever sweets inside won't suffice Dash is the lass with the rainbow mane Pass so fast make you lose your cool She's a mine detector, a cloud collector When's the last time you heard a rainbow BOOM? Every time somebody rocks a rainbow Like R2 or Lucky Charms They gotta get all aggro back in the backroom Make sure nobody is doing anybody any harm Bunch of baloney, just a bunch of ponies: Save that horseshit for your barn The only danger in this manger's Finding friendship on the farm, what! [Hook] [Verse 3] Don't talk smack, unless they force you If it's Applejack, you might taste her horseshoe Help out with the harvest if she requests it Her heart is the part that is heavily invested Herd not a pack with some stand back dramatics Don't panic: I'm gonna stampede through the static You heard that it's wack, heard friendship is magic; Better than back in the paddock [Bridge] Some ponies know their cutie marks And some must crusade Some people know their role in life And some others must wait I love My Little Pony My Little Pony is great I wish that people were ponies Then life wouldn't be lame [Hook] (metal growling/Discord breakdown) [Hook] x2