Scrumple King

[Hook] Where I’m from we like to pet long necks We don’t take shits My mama always told me Have sex with fish Every night in our land We all join hands And then we chant Everybody praise the Scrumple King (yeah, yeah, yeah) Everybody praise the Scrumple King (yeah, yeah, yeah) Everybody praise the Scrumple King [Verse 1] Mmm, lemme tell you a bit about where I'm from Me and my people, we known as "Scrumps" Teaching the way of life to the young Always remember to drink your rum Don’t stay out too early after the sun Try to remember to rub bean dip on your head And you better never consider taking a dump Yeah, praise the Scrumple King and follow all his codes And when you have a baby boy cut off his pinky toes, yeah When the moon come out during the mid of night We gather round chant and then we recite Couldn't imagine me being happier ever since I accepted the Scrumple King in my life [Hook] [Verse 2] Mmm, everything around here was going just fine Then people came to the town from outside Come in here living a different life These people they go to bed during night And stay up and go out during the light We tried to tell them they need to be changing their way Because they way that they living now it ain't right, yeah They don't slice their toes or fuck fishes in their bed Sometimes they even defecate, they’ll regret it when they're dead These people they came in don't have a clue Oh Scrumple King, look it, they're mocking you I think that its time that we take our way of life back If you're tired of it I know what we need to do [Verse 2] Shit, we gotta face fact Look at the way they act They don't hump their fish They don't paint their crack And they dump and shit Are you okay with that? We gotta take a stand We gotta take it back We gotta make a plan They gotta pay for that We gotta round 'em up Put 'em in cages, so outrageous Don't want our kids to be raised like that Imagine if this shit goes on and stays like that I think it time to put them in they place like that They mocking how we live right to our face like that We cannot let this happen, gotta chase them back Yeah, it time to form a pack Show them our scorn and wrath And then we’ll storm their shacks Until they mourn and pack Sound the horns, attack (Praise the Scrumple King!) Let's bring normal back [Hook]