C'est La Vie

[Verse 1] If pussy's a prison I need a life sentence With a pool full of liquor, bitch I'm the white kendrick I might just send ya to kensigton, get your life ended My life essentials are women, weed, and my instrumentals Get it right motherfucker 215 'till I die motherfucker Adios, bitch bye bye motherfucker Don't kill my vibe I'm fly motherfucker Like make it rain partly cloudy Down to party cause I'm awfully rowdy Awfully sorry, awfully boring Still gonna be a stud when I'm in my forties In my fifties, in my sixties 69, this shit divine If it sounds bad that shit ain't mine B-rabbit like I’m in 8 Mile Skinny boy so I'm Slim Shady Running plays like I'm Tom Brady Brett Farve, rap game, Reptar don’t get stepped on Chest cough with that head rush Like yes sir, that's just mad tough Back up, rather get my heart broken Than my ass fucked Last up, this is Major V Hit your bitch once then I made her leave Welcome to the new major leagues Sorry little man you ain't made the team [Hook] Rollin, we ain't slept in weeks The night is young motherfucker so are we Order three shots homegirl they all for me Fresh to death, tell my future self to chill and rest in peace C'est la vie, say no more (x2) Cause all that other bullshit is for the birds Oh yeah you repping Philly, bitch I bet you from the burbs [Verse 2] Meanwhile I'm on the curb No enthusiasm, her face a ten but her boobs are lacking Oozy gap with that rat-tat-tat Like Kid Cudi pursuit of hap I ain't even gonna explain that punchline That's for you to figure out on your own time Bunch of ties, mi capiton I'm sorry to my mother I'm a crappy son Sike naw, I'm a great kid Yeah your girlfriend need a facelift Let's face it, if you played this for your parents They'd think I was a satanist But I embrace it Cause I'm tasteless OCD back to the basement Replacement, the rap game John Wayne Gacy [Bridge] Rollin, we ain't slept in 'bout a week or so And I made this beat with too much bass, I hope your speakers blow To each his own, fucking right, such is life ho (x2) [Verse 3] C'est la vie ho Been swimming in women since finding nemo Mr. Philadelphia forever rep the east coast Drowning in some weed smoke My living be so peaceful Fuck clips we got fists No need to reload I go Rocky Balboa over beats bro Only time your girl give me lip is when she deepthroats