Bikini Bottom (Teaser)

[Verse 1: Major Van Winkle] Life's a movie, I'm the set director Killing ya'll like spongebob did to health inspector Mr. Krabs got up in your chick's pants So I pulled her panties down And let the buckle on my belt protector That's my johnson Turn Charles Bronson Born vigilante, making a crab and pantie omelet I'm being honest yo, you catch me on the way out I banged her with a fishnet condom and took the safe route And after we was done fucking I dropped Mr. Krabs off by the Chum Bucket Me I'm Ted Bundy mister crocodile dummy Can't trust me when I'm with the boys like I'm Sandusky Shit, I made that joke way too soon If you're offended turn down the volume You go to bed while I howl at the moon I've been living care free since I hopped out the womb So, kill 'em all, butterflies on they tombstones Girl you ain't staying over put them shoes on Sike, you can stay as long as you please I love you like Wiz Khalifa loves songs about weed But shit, I ain't trippin', I love them too To the guys that don't like me, yeah fuck them dudes Prolly got their older sister in my upstairs room If you fucking with Philly you better be careful 'Round here we beat ya ass with a cheesesteak Watch your girlfriend giving head 'til her knees break Momma looking at me like, what drugs does he take? But she ain't doing shit like Barack at the first debate I'm sorry yo, I hate talking politics The school of hard knocks offers no scholarships That's old news, consider me home schooled Cause I'm living out my life by my own fucking rules Motherfucker...