In the VIP (Remix)

(Your name's not Dan, you're not coming in) [Intro: Majestic] They don't wanna let me in So I brought a few friends that could get me in Skepta, B Live, Shorty, Jme We run the whole club like they're paying me Come on girls, say there's all the man dem The famous guy and microphone champion Now give me two sips of the champs Audi's outside, don't care about clamps [Hook: Majestic] In the VIP In the VIP In the VIP (in the VIP) In the VIP Flash up your phone in the VIP Raise your glass in the VIP Put your hands up in the VIP In the VIP (in the VIP) [Verse 1: B Live] I walked to the door, look, I MC I'm going into the VIP Send me the waitress, order the champagne Paid her a bill and a T-I-P Now I am lean So I gave her a T-I-P I said "send them girls over here for me Majestic and Shorty and Jme" I'm like a 16 B-I-T Plus she got them T-I-Ts But when she saw Skeppy, she left man She told me all she wants is a P-I-C Uh, but that's an L-I-E All she wants is D-I-C-K But that's all good I'm in the VI-, I'm in the VIP-P [Verse 2: Skepta] Yo, me and B came in the Audi to the venue Walked in, picked up the menu Said to the waitress "give me them two" Then I said "B Live, look at them two" Called one over, B Live looked straight through her Said he already done a madness to her But I don't give a shit about that, mate Come to my house, beware of the flatmate [Verse 3] Skeppy, we can't get to the flat, mate Look at the Audi, we got a flat, mate The rear wheel is as flat as a pancake And the backside of my one is a flat rate So it's a pat on the back, mate And I got a backpack full of straps, mate So when she's playing the hard part Know she be sniffing that shit like an aardvark [Hook: Majestic] Flash up your phone in the VIP Raise your glass in the VIP Put your hands up in the VIP In the VIP (in the VIP) Flash up your phone in the VIP Raise your glass in the VIP Put your hands up in the VIP In the VIP (in the VIP) [Verse 4: Shorty] I'm in the VIP and I feel like a champion You can't stand here if you're not man dem Girls crowding me cause I'm handsome They like how I said BBK I'm on a vibezing ting, you know how I play We party like it's our last day Might see me in the VIP In plain clothes but I ain't CID [Verse 5: Jme] It's me in the VIP Same tee I wore on SB.TV Spend P stupid like I've done an AC I've got a Macy Gray afro, crazy I'm holding car keys, not champs Bouncers are staring at me like zamps Before you trouble me, understand Man are badman, don't need no wristband [Hook: Majestic] Flash up your phone in the VIP Raise your glass in the VIP Put your hands up in the VIP In the VIP (in the VIP) Flash up your phone in the VIP Raise your glass in the VIP Put your hands up in the VIP In the VIP (in the VIP) [Verse 6: Jammer] Cuh man are bigger than big, man are BIG Just Cavalli, D&G Fresh to death, yeah, me and C C Gritz is my D-O-G We get girls, hotel ting, cuz, no B&B [?] Gritz woke up in the A&E The last time we was in the VIP [Verse 7: C Gritz] I just left my G-I-G Blew up the place like TNT Dances, they want VIP Like a fat kid crying for a P-I-E I'm so drunk, acting like a D-I-V Went to the bar, said "give me an E-N-G" Party animal till I D-I-E I'm that prince, that [?] [Hook: Majestic] Flash up your phone in the VIP Raise your glass in the VIP Put your hands up in the VIP In the VIP (in the VIP) Flash up your phone in the VIP Raise your glass in the VIP Put your hands up in the VIP In the VIP (in the VIP)