My Fondest Childhood Memories

When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter She had a pet kangaroo Wore big breasts and feathers She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered And I loved her till I Caught her sexing my father She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend So I killed her She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend So I killed her When I was 13 the plumber stopped by The house was flooding And no one knew why Within no time at all he got rid of the water And I was grateful Till I caught him plunging my mother He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend So I killed him He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend So I killed him He gonna hurt your momma never again He wasn't a friend So I killed him And I don't feel bad about it Say what? And I don't feel bad about it These are my fondest childhood memories I was just a kid So they let me go despite the murders that I did All grown up now as you can see My parents are still happily married Thanks to me She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend So I killed her She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend So I killed her He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend So I killed him He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend So I killed him These are my fondest childhood memories